Probably not? Oh gosh I hope they're not named microwavable sausage. I mean I dunno what microwavable is, but a sausage is a food, but people name their kids Candy and Honey sometimes so maybe it's like that? But still, It'd be really hard to fit your name onto those really tiny checks if you have big handwriting! But maybe just in case? I mean, food is food.

[She's gonna pocket it anyway.]

Uh, what about Cola? That kinda sounds like a name.