[The ringing's coming from what appears to be a payphone shoved under the bed. On the line we've got...

Well, it's kind of cliche for there to be a creepy voice on the line, but there is. It's weird and seems like it's about to burst into laughter at any second, but it's not...threatening.]

Happy birthday! I hope you enjoyed your surprise! Everyone should get a surprise on their...oh, but it's not your birthday, is it?